Hip-Hop Hacked.

The Hip-Ho websites SOHH.com and AllHipHop.com were forced to shut downlast weekend after hackers placed fake headlines and photoshopped images, where the sites latest news should have been.

SOHH.com’s CEO Felicia Palmer released this “”It appears that hackers are specifically targeting Black, Hispanic, Asian and Jewish youth who ascribe to hip-hop culture. Other websites, including AllHipHop and DatPiff.com’s forums have also been compromised or threatened this week. Also, as this is an international issue, it is being addressed by the FBI and the Strategic Alliance Cyber Crime Working Group.”

And AllHipHops founder said this “”Urban culture and lifestyle has come under attack by a group of cyber terrorists. AllHipHop and SOHH, two pioneering Web sites that have been in the industry for over 10 years, are appalled by the unprovoked racist attacks of these cyber terrorists. With all the social strides that we have seen for several years, it is sad to see that this sort of blatant, hateful racism still exists in 2008 — a time of tremendous possibility. Together, AllHipHop and SOHH are committed to relentlessly pursuing these attackers, using every resource available, to ensure the capture of these criminals and prevention of repeat offenses.”

That’s really sad. How could a subculture that has preached nothing but Love and Peace be attacked by such hateful slander???

Van Halen not in Canada’s Budget.

A Van Halen concert to be held in Charlottetown this September had to be cancelled because of a hefty price tag. The cost of the show went from 1.5 million to four million. Valerie Docherty, the minister of Tourism, said that that’s not the way they’d like to spend public money.

Miley Mad.

Miley Cyrus (formerly Destiny HOPE Cyrus. *cough) has a new video out. And apparantly it’s supposed to stirr some problems .. with an old boyfriend. (Rumor has it — it’s a jonas brother. But she’s fifteen, so the average lifespan of a relationship at that age is two weeks, so lets be frank.. it’s probably all of them).

And– for your viewing curteeesy, turn the volume wayy down, and have a listen.

 

yep. so that’s that.

She’s looking a little older in this vid.

So let’s atart making bets.

Is she going to be seen next

sniffing un-identified white substances off of public bathroom toilets with lindsay lohan?

-OR-

Shopping for Sparkly pink lipgloss from target with Hilary Duff?

 

Avril tweens: ACTIVATE!

So apparantly avril Lavigne’s ‘Band aids’ have become enraged that Avril’s ‘Girlfriend’ video is not in the most watched music video of all time.

“Avril Lavigne’s Girlfriend music video is less than 1 million views away from becoming the most watched video of all time on YouTube, so if ever there was a time for us to bring back the YouTube campaign, that time is now!

“But making Girlfriend the most watched video on YouTube is small potatoes compared to what we’re capable of. We’re going to make Girlfriend the first ever video on YouTube to have over 100,000,000 views…

“…what we’re attempting won’t be easy but…. Bahh who am I kidding? Of course it will be easy because we have a secret weapon.”

Yeah. They have a bot.  It ads a pageview to the video every 15 seconds.  Her video currently has 89 000 000 pageviews.

So. Do SleepingUnderTheSubwoofer and the rest of the world a little favour. Sit through an amazingly awesome vid. all will enjoy….

Presenting: youtube’s number 1 watched video :

 

Kanye Krazy.

Kanye West decided to write a blog yesterday (without the aid of his PR person, no doubt) in response to the evil mistreatings he received at the Bonaroo Festival.. for which he didn’t show up on stage until Two Hours after he was supposed to.

*cough*

“I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall… Why???? I understand if people don’t like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I’ve ever had in my life. This is the most offended I’ve ever been… this is the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want…. arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of…. BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I’M FLYING! I’M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, “KANYE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE.” CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN’T LET’S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES… WE’D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY’D SAY OK… THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN’T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN’T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE … I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT’S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS! MY PEOPLE WORKED OUT A COMPROMISED STAGE PLOT AND A 3AM TIME SLOT AND I AGREED. FAST FOWARD TO THE DAY OF THE SHOW. MY PRODUCTION MANAGER TRIED TO LOAD IN FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE BUT THE FESTIVAL WOULDN’T ALLOW US TO DO ANYTHING UNTILL PEARL JAM LEFT THE STAGE. PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR
LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT THAT POINT WE’RE RACING AGAINST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT 4:20AM DON COMES BACK 2 THE BUS AND TELLS ME, ” IT WOULD TAKE 45 MORE MINUTES TO PUT ALL YOUR PYRO IN!” I SAY I HAVE TO GET OUT THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE . I HIT THE STAGE AND PEOPLE HAD BEEN THROWING SHIT ON THE STAGE AND HAD ACTUALLY HIT THE JANE SCREEN WITH, I GUESS BOTTLES OR SOMETHING AND HAD BROKEN MY FUCKING SCREEN. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A SHORTY AND WATER WOULD HIT THE TV?????? WHEN I GOT 2 “THROUGH THE WIRE” I STEPPED ON THE FRONT PART OF MY STAGE AND THERE WAS SO MUCH LIQUID ON THE STAGE I COULDN’T MOVE WITHOUT SLIPPING. I HAD TO ADJUST MY WHOLE PERFORMANCE STYLE BECAUSE OF IT. A FEW MORE SONGS IN AND THE SONG WAS ON IT’S WAY UP.. I CUT A FEW SONGS FROM THE SET BECAUSE I WANTED PEOPLE 2 EXPERIENCE STRONGER WHILE THERE WAS STILL SOME DARKNESS TO PERFORM IT IN. I’VE STRUGGLED WITH STRONGER FROM IT’S CONCEPTION. REMEMBER LAST SUMMER WHEN I CANCELED SOME TV APPEARANCES. IT WAS BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO PERFORM STRONGER IN THE DAYTIME. ANYONE WHO CAME TO THE GLOW TOUR CAN UNDERSTAND WHY I WANTED PEOPLE TO SEE IT PROPERLY. IT BROKE MY HEART THAT I COULDN’T GIVE THESE FANS STRONGER IN IT’S GREATEST FORM… BY THE TIME I GOT TO STRONGER IT WAS DAYTIME AND IT BROKE MY HEART. I’M SORRY TO EVERYONE THAT I DIDN’T HAVE THE ABILITY 2 GIVE THE PERFORMANCE I WANTED TO. I’M SORRY… SOMETIMES I GO 2, 3 DAYS W/O SLEEP WORKING ON MY PERFORMANCE… I HAVE TO ICE MY KNEES AFTER EVERY SHOW AND THEY HURT WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE AIRPORT… HAVING AN EXPENSIVE STAGE CUTS MY PAYDAY IN HALF… CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL!!!”

But msn news made Kanye’s obviously rash post into something deep and heartfelt, I.e- by picking through it. See below.

Kanye West fires back against Bonnaroo criticism

June 25, 2008, 2:26 PM EST

NEW YORK (AP) – Kanye West defended himself from criticism over his delayed performance at Bonnaroo, saying on his blog that the flak he’s taken has left him “the most offended I’ve ever been.”

West’s performance at the Tennessee festival was scheduled for 2:45 a.m. in the early morning of June 15. West didn’t take the stage until 4:25 a.m., angering much of the crowd who had stayed up late to see the rapper perform.

The delay was caused by problems setting up West’s elaborate stage set, which included an interplanetary landscape of a wavy black platform and a video screen above. Pearl Jam, who had performed on the main stage earlier that evening, also went an hour over its scheduled time. While waiting for West’s concert to begin, many in the crowd pelted the stage with glow sticks and beer.

At the Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival, which traditionally has favored jam bands, West’s delayed show became a kind of rallying point, leading to “Kanye sucks” chants and criticism from pedal steel guitarist Robert Randolph, who played later the same day.

Writing Tuesday on his blog at http://www.kanyeuniversity.com in almost all caps, West said he was offended that anyone would think he doesn’t care about his fans and blamed the delay on festival organizers.

“This Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I’ve ever had in my life,” West wrote. “This is the most offended I’ve ever been … this is the maddest I ever will be.”

Related feature: Kanye and more celebrity hotheads

West was critical of the festival for not releasing a statement in his defense. The morning after the show, The Associated Press asked festival spokesman Ken Weinstein about the delay. Weinstein said it was simply a matter of unloading the Pearl Jam stage after its set (which went until about 1:15 a.m.) and loading the West stage.

Following his performance, West’s publicist didn’t reply to a request from The AP for West’s take on the criticism.

In his blog posting, West said he and the festival organizers (Bonnaroo is put on by Superfly Productions and AC Entertainment) went back and forth for a month on how his stage could fit at the festival. He said it was clear he was “dealing with … idiots who didn’t really have the capacity to really put on this show properly.”

Weinstein on Wednesday relayed a statement on behalf of the festival that did not specifically address West’s complaints but read: “Our world-class event production team strives to accommodate the needs of every performer.”

West also blamed thrown bottles for malfunctions with his “Jane screen.” (In the concept concert, Jane is the HAL-like disembodied female robotic voice of his spaceship.) But the stage crew appeared to be having difficulty with the screen well before anything was thrown from the crowd.

West’s set was originally scheduled for 8:15 p.m. the night of June 14, but the rapper requested it be moved later in the evening so it was sufficiently dark for his “glow-in-the-dark” performance. But because of the late start, midway through his performance the morning light began to show — revealing a substantially thinned-out audience.

“It broke my heart that I couldn’t give these fans `Stronger’ in its greatest form,” said West, referring to his hit song. “I’m sorry to everyone that I didn’t have the ability 2 give the performance I wanted to. I’m sorry.”

West concluded by saying his elaborate stage cuts his payday in half and leaves him icing his knees.

“Call me what you want,” he said, “but never say I didn’t give my all!”

 

‘OMG IMA SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW THAT I HAVE TO POST BLOGS ABOUT STOOOOPID RAPPERS BECAUSE THEyRE ISNT ANYTHING ELSE BETTER IN THE NEWs. I wanted to give you my best ‘BLOGGING’, BUT ALL THIS RAPPER TYPIGN IS GIVING ME carpel tunnel, and I’m going to have to wrap my hands before you HEAR FROM ME AGAIN’

 

Soulja Boy Vs. Ice Cube, the Video Chat-off.

Yeah. who knew that Soulja Boy was 17. And here I am complaining that kids know all the words to Soulja Boy’s stupiud song.. when Soulja boy is a kid!! Hell.. his balls probably dropped a week ago. But despite that fact, he’s definatly got the mouth of a burnt piece of toast; i.e- you don’t want to eat it up, but you do anyways even though it smells like shit and doesn’t even taste good with the finest of jams.. because all in all it’s crumbly garbage. But off the topic of how much I hate Soulja Boy burnt toast, Soulja boy and Ice cube have recently started a Feud, and via YouTube.

The gang wars of the internet. 

Thanks to wikipedia, this horribly interesting piece of burnt toast, need not even be paraphrased by me. Copy +paste =

Feud with Ice-T

In June 2008, Ice-T criticized Soulja Boy for “killing hip-hop” on DJ Cisco’s Urban Legend mixtape. In the mixtape, Ice-T said, “Fuck Soulja Boy. Eat a dick. This nigga single handedly killed Hip Hop.” He then criticized “Crank That”, saying, “That shit is such garbage man. We came all the way from Rakim, we came all the way from Das EFX, we came all the way from motherfuckers flowing like Big Daddy Kane and Ice Cube, and you come with that Superman shit? That shit is garbage.” Ice-T also goes after Hurricane Chris, saying, “Hurricane take them fucking beads out of your hair nigga. Man up. You niggas is making me feel real fucking mad about this shit.”^[26] Soulja Boy responded in a YouTube video, saying the following:^[27]

“

“This nigga Ice-T is old as fuck. This nigga old enough to be my grandfather. He’s the forefather of my nuts. I Wikipedia’d this nigga, he was born in 1958. This nigga says he’s from the west coast, nigga, you was born in New Jersey! Mr. Tracy Lauren Morrow, you was born three centuries ago, my nigga.”“Quit nigga, why you still rappin’ for dog? Nobody wanna hear that shit no more. The reality of it is that the game has changed, there’s new nigga’s out, there’s young nigga’s eatin’, and nobody wanna hear that old shit no more. There are people who still want to hear it but they just ain’t dead yet. They old as fuck like you.”“You was wrong for that. Think about it in my shoes. This time last year I was poor as fuck. I was in the hood, I was in the ghetto. If what you living is true, you would understand where I’m coming from…I’m 17 years old, I worked hard for this shit. Even if I got all this off one song, you should be congratulating me. Real talk, you should be telling me congratulations young brother, get your money. That’s what you should be saying, instead of ‘eat a dick.’”

- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulja_Boy

So, for your viewing and definatly not worksafe pleasure, the videos, in order of drama.. I haven’t watched them yet, from being at work n’ all, but from what I hear, they’re full of burnt toast swears.

Enjoy.

 

So what’s the bet this is going to finish with a four week reality tv show… Like a Ice T vs. Soulja Boy: So You Think You Can DanceOff.

heh.

Remember when gangsters used to fight with guns and not words? *sigh* happier times. But thanks to the internet, I’m sure you can send your GATS via ecard.  *le pow*.

 

Josh Homme puts Foot-in-Mouth after Foot-In-Face.

Frontman of Quuens of The Stone Age, Josh Homme, Freaks out at a fan at a Norway Show for throwing a shoe at him.

Andd.. It was caught on video.

according to Blabbermouth.net, Josh Said this:

“Do me one favor, though. Don’t throw any shit at me. You throw something at me, I’m not so sick that I can’t go down there and beat the fucking shit out of you, you know what I’m saying?! I may have a fucking 102 temperature and been puking for three days, but I’ll still butt-fuck you in front of all your friends. [Spots the culprit in the crowd] Hey, you, right there — hey, you, with the fucking hat on! Hey, pussy! Turn around, you fucking pussy with the black hair! Turn the fuck around, you chickenshit fucking f****t! Hey, you — you fucking pussy motherfucker! I will fuck you up! C’mon up here! C’mon up here, you fucking little f****t! You know what?! Get your fucking ass up here! You’re so fucking stupid you’ll come up here. Lift him up so that I can kick him in the fucking face. [Throws something at the alleged 'shit-thrower'] Invisible fucking cunt. Go back to your mom’s house, you 12-year-old dickless fucking turd! And his friends, you wanna throw something too or are you all cool? You’re all good? You know this dickless fucking turd has no friends anyway, man. I came here for the rest of you — not for this asshole.”

You can watch the video of the outburst here.

Later.. he responded, with this:

“Member of the Peanut Gallery:

Some journalists & citizens on the internet & are wondering: Q? Am I a homophobe because I included a slang for gay in with other “acceptable” curse words during a verbal lashing I gave a young concertgoer, after being hit by his shoe, during a show the other day? A= Nope. My gay family & friends, as well as myself, KNOW I am not a homophobe. For years now I’ve known gay is not a choice; one’s skin color doesn’t determine one’s intelligence level; & red hair doesn’t mean you’re someone’s stepchild. You see, it’s not the words, it’s their intent. I never said, nor suggested, that being gay is wrong, but apparently, based on your outrage to my flu-infused rant, you do! By that logic… I also told that young whipper snapper I’d have anal sex with him… how can I possibly reconcile these opposing viewpoints? I called him a pussy too. Does it mean I hate our one worlds’ collective vagina? I never have been nor intend to be politically correct. That’s your cross to bear. To me, that PC world would suck more shit than the porta-potty truck at Glastonbury. Homophobic? I’m in Queens of the Stone Age for crissake… You say, “So. Your band name doesn’t prove anything.” Maybe not. But it’s a helluv a lot more definitive than the logic of some watchdog… (sorry canine-American, canine-European, canine-African, canine-Australian & canine-Asian) moralist, keeping score from pure perfectionville? If your glass house is squeegeed that clean & you need to do something, do what the great philosopher Bill Hick’s once suggested: — forgive me–. Or don’t. I’m not asking for either, OK? I think you should let both of your cheeks go loose so the stick will drop out. Either way I expect that you’ll soon find another injustice from your chair, then roll to your bullhorn & point it out to the rest of us… Because you’re so above it all. Or If you’ll allow me to translate a wish of mine into your PC lingo:
Will you please go have, consensual, sex with yourself.
Pretty please with all natural, carbon offset sugar on top.

Sincerely,
Mr. Missundastood
A.K.A. Joshua, Baby Duck, Jho
Head Choreographer & Do Stuff Corporation’s pansexual spokes-thing”

 

To Sue Or Not To Sue, and Popstar Dramadrama.

Alright so my parents left ofr like two days and I managed to a) eff the computer up again(hence no new posts for the past couple days) an b) destory the ceiling in my parents living room via water damage from a broken toilet. And now- I didn’t flood it. I just couldn’t get it to stop running. eek.

But, As always I’m back with all of the little annoying tidbits you want to read, but no more than a couple sentances about :P.

So Poison is suing their record labe Capitol and EMI saying that they didn’t receive all royalties due and thus breaching a contract, hurumph. Unfortunalty for poison their a little to uhhmm… experienced for the new ‘eff you itunes, i’ll sell my own cd’ fad that has hit alternative rockers… and slapped many a gold-record-totin’-fat-cat in the bullet proof hummer face.

50 pence is suing his ex-girlfriend as well for not receiving all royalties due thus breaching a contract,  being a whoore. She’s claiming that he tried to kill her and their son by burning his house down.. that she currently resided in– so he’s suing her for violating a custody agreement. Maybe it’s just me.. but if he didn’t burn down the house that they lived in.. he’d be able to see his son more. But yeah.. murder accusations? Thats a little steep. I am actually interested in what sort of evidence she has to prove that. “ ’Evidence a) A Doo-rag, semi-charred hangs on a window sill outside the boys bedroom. evidence b) an incoherent hooker, semi-charred, hanging out on the front lawn claiming to have been hanging at the ‘candy shop’.”

Jaime Lynn Spears popped out her baby, and she has already done two things to ruin it’s life. 1- She already plans to write a book about it, and 2- She gave it two first names. Thus insuring it confusion and ridicule when it walks the red-carpet with a pixie cut and a big chin. I know.. Rumor Whillis only has one first name, but.. you get the idea.

The other other white meat, Britney Spears, revealed to her Biography author, who revealled to ‘US magazine’ that she has attempted Suicide twice. She probably failed because heroin doesn’t work if you put it in soup. Okay that was harsh.. she probably tried the hairdryer in the bathtub routine, it looks more graceful. you know- naked with frizzy hair.

 

Coldplay’s Viva La Vida stolen?

So the band CreakyBoards is claiming on their myspace that Coldplay stole their song ‘The Songs I didn’t write’ to write ‘Viva la Vida’.  Coldplay denies the claim.

you can listen to both the songs on Creakyboard’s blog post, here.

Unfortunatly I can’t listen to it because I’m at work and don’t have the authority to download flash player, dammit.

So, any similarities?

The Complete Recap of the MMVA’s with all of that wonderful slander you’ve fallen in love with..

You know I’m only watching this stupid program for you blog, don’t you? I’m sorry but the MMVa’s aren’t my cup of tea. That’s why I am making brownie cupcakes with cherry topping and whip cream while I watch the show. *comforts self with… comfort food*.

Okay so the MMVa’s started with a performance by Flo Rida.. and what can I say. He should have pulled an Ashlee Simpson. He sounded like crap. Not that I like his song anyways. I went to a twelve year old’s birthday party a couple weeks ago, (yes I was invited), and THEY ALL KNEW THE WORDS to his stupid song.  I think they should start puting ratings on music.. so they don’t play horrible skanky tracks at bowling alleys. I’m just saying 90% of the population at NEB’s Funworld is like 13 and under. But one thing that did comfort me about his performance; all of those screaming fan girls of his… were soaked like RATS…

then uhh Simple plan performed. bleh. and then there was an appearance from your boyfriend’s wet dream, oops I mean, Girlicious.

And Rihanna won the award for International Star or whatever.

And Jesse McCartney presented Hedley’s director with an award…. And he’s wearing a pink fanny pack in his bare feet. Makes sense. He is IN hedley.

Finger Elleven is up on stage now… it got quiet. Probably because the only people that stayed through that rain storm were Flo Rida’s pre-teen team.

illScarlet is performing their one single on a roof. That’s swell. I like the guitarists dreads. His stripey shirt kinda sucks though. They’re not performing very good tonight, though. I guess accoustics in such an altitude aren’t so good? (rain just a little bit right now, please?) I’ve seen them live though.. so I can actually say they’ve done better.

Aww. much music even has fireworks. Probably to go with their computer towing masked cowboy, Phreak.. who’s soon to show up eventually.

His big ‘hack’ will probably be coming up near halftime.

oh yeah.. Perez has lost some weight… and hired a stylist. He announced the nominees for most watched video. Guess who won–Rihanna. At least she was wearing shoes.

And now Sean Kingston wants everyone to put their hands in the air, but without his electronic voice smoothing vocal box he’s hardly convincing.

and winner for muchvibe best Rap video- Belly? feat. some other guy.

Oh and because of their little MMVA win 10K ad, I went to the website and it’s not even loading. But my cherry brownies are awesome :).

I don’t understand why the Vj’s have to be there for like every single moment of the show. ( another crappy performance is going on right now btw. Just what I was hoping for too, Akon) I mean like they introduce a band.. and then talk to them for thirty seconds.. and they introduce a video clip of nominees and then the artist is gone. Seems like a waste o’ time to me.

I see more lightening. That would make for a much more interesting MMVa’s. I don’t even think the stage is covered. HAHA! It’s now pouring. everyone has clear umbrellas. Now all I’d like to see are some high-heeled tumbles. Or like– the Girlicious High-heeled tumble-train.

Oh Finally! An Award!

MuchLoud- Best Rock Video- Hedley (one thing I can say.. They’re not carrying stupid umbrellas. Probablybecause they’re rockstars).

Alright I am now on the win 10k page (finally) doing predictions for winners. I pretty much just select anyone that worked with Timbaland this year. Hopefully that logic wins me 10K.

OOo! A spice girl!.. oh..it’s just one of them. nevermind, don’t get excited.  (p.s- I saw them when they came to town :).

Now the Jabawokees? Apparantly they won some reality tv show you didn’t watch. They’re wearing white masks though so that makes them cool. But they’re dancing to Kanye West.. so that makes them uncool. 

Hedley’s performing now… Apparantly Much expects more ass than last time. The lead singer is still not wearing shoes.. and is wearing a headband that blatantly suggests the 80’s. Not to mention he’s still wearing his rainbow Brite fanny pack. lolz my gawd.  I love is cross tattoo and front wings as well. Carpe Diem, Hedley!

People’s Choice Favourite Canadian Artist- (I can’t remember what I predicted. I’ll check later) Avril Lavigne. Sweet. I get points on the mmva 10k for that. Aww, she’s not there. Shame on her, she’s actually Canadian. But she says she’s in Europe ‘Touring’. by which she means ‘on crack’.

ooo Mike Myers is there! Yayyy! Finally someone Canadian that is sweet! .. and he doesn’t even sing…. hmm. what does that say for us…?

Girlicious is performing now.. and by performing I mean dancing to their cd in sparkly spankies. I love how muchmusic stationed a ‘butt cam’ for this performance. They just panned in on a male audience member who was singing all the words. See I told you they were your boyfriends wet dream.. or at least.. their .. ear candy? Oh look they even have a little breakdown with hairflipping and pelvic thrusting..like I wasn’t expecting that.

Favourite Canadian Group- Simple plan… yay more 10k points!

I love how they seperate each hills star to come out one by one. I guess they didn’t get enough announcers. Every five minutes I shout out ‘Who’s that?”. *cough*

And RIhanna is performing some new song with a stupid hat on. and a stupid shirt. She looks like she walked out of much dance ‘94. I know you bought that cd. you know the song ‘1 . 2. 3. train with me, Uh oh… oh oh, uh-oh.’ Yep. That’s what Rihanna looks like tonight. to a T. Oh well, she sounded good. But that’s compared to the horrible performances I’ve had to sit through already tonight.

Favourite International Video- Fall Out Boy. The’re not there, ofcourse. But they’re filming it in a sunny park.. looks like their too busy.

*yawn*. I have to get up at 5a.m tomorrow for work. I should be in bed. Thanks mmvas. Thanks.

Best Video- Hedley.

New Kids on The Block are performing now… and I don’t.. know what to say. They uhh.. don’t have that pre-pubescent charm anymore.. or VOICE for that matter. I don’t know.. ‘Step by Step’ should have some boyish charm to it.. not some midlife crisis…. They sound really bad, but their dance moves haven’t changed.

I just saw an ad for ‘Bedouin Sounclash and Friends : Live at 11p.m’ .. Picture this: bedouin soundclash and two friends in the background cheering. ‘Whoooh! They paid us to do this!!!’

Speaking of corny. New kids on the block are still performing.. and the credits popped up.. and then went away.. *cough*. I bet uhhh… phreak did it. and now the show’s over and there are error screens. and they’re replaying flo rida’s performance. Wonderful. I wanted to see this again.

okay well I’m going to sign off. p.s- my brownies were amazing

and p.p.s- I got 10000 points in the mmva game. the person in the top had 38000 poits. keep in mind I cam in to the game at 10:20. So technically I won. huzzah.